My beautiful pit bulls are not morning people. This is them after we woke up at 6:00 in the morning. They are such a charming pair and it is always fun to be around them.
I saw this video that reminded me of how my pit bulls interact with my miniature poodle. In this video, a demonic chihuahua picks a fight with a pit bull, but the pit bull is being such a sweetheart and good sport as the little creature pesters him. This is just like how my miniature poodle acts alpha towards my pit bulls. She would growl and snap at them, but my pit bulls (God love them) remain good as gold and give her kisses. My poodle’s nasty attitude earned her the nickname “queen bitch from hell”.
I just tucked the Boo Bears in. Nice and cozy.
Here is a poem I wrote about my pit bulls:
“Two innocent souls look at me with fetching brown eyes.
Their large faces display hope and undying affection
while their brindle coats glimmer in the light. Only two
ambitions compel these adorable beasts: cuddling and
kissing with the closest human. I often reflect on how I
met these loyal hounds.
One terrier came from the east while the other came from
the west. Before they became mine, one lived a troubled
life while the other lived in luxury. Fate smiled on these
two puppies when my kin found them. The troubled hound
took a long journey with me and my father and discovered
absolute happiness for the rest of his life upon arriving at
the Golden State.
The pampered pup was found in a pet store. He was wild
and undisciplined, but despite his flaws was a loving
dog. When he arrived in my den, his brother from the
east welcomed him warmly. Together, the two terriers
became like a furry Laurel and Hardy and amuse my
family with their limitless charm.
Hounds have come and gone in my household, but these
two cuddly beasts stood out from the pack. Every day they
leave a deep impression among the community. It is as
though a light of heavenly love illuminates in the sky
wherever the terriers go. To this very day I live happily as
two innocent souls look at me with fetching brown eyes.”
Most people are afraid of either wolves or wolfdogs, but not me or my pit bulls. In fact, we have two wolfdogs at the dog park who are our BFFs. One is a large female who was bigger than either of my pit bulls. She was an unnaturally beautiful German Shepherd mix with a graceful walk and serene demeanor. Her owners named her after Arya Stark from Game of Thrones. My pit bulls were head-over-heels in love with her and flirted with her obsessively. They even ran together from one side of the park to the other, but she always left my pit bulls in the dust. The other wolfdog we see more often and he was just as beautiful as Arya. His name is Odin after the Viking god and All-Father. Odin is just as big as Arya except he is white as snow with golden amber eyes that are filled with ancient wisdom and spirit. Odin loves getting attention and he wrestles with my pit bulls all the time while also being a referee when other dogs are playing. One time I was sweet talking Odin while hugging him and he got so excited that he jumped up to kiss me and ended up squishing his nose against mine. I got into a sneezing fit for an hour. Overall, my pit bulls and I love wolfdogs with complete passion and we look forward to seeing our BFFs on our next visit to the park.
Here is my pit bull Wally and I cuddling.
Sir Wallace of House Brown is ready for war!
Here is a video montage about my beloved pit bulls, Wally and Fitch. Enjoy!
My writing assistant pit bulls, Wally and Fitch, have proven themselves to be super-funny guard dogs today. When my pool’s water jet came on, they thought there was a monster in my pool and went to chase it off. This video shows what happened.