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JIM CARREY DINOSAUR

I have been a fan of Jim Carrey for as long as I could remember. It is extremely difficult to keep a straight face around that man. While he was filming Lemony Snicket’s Series of Unfortunate Events, Jim Carrey did the funniest impersonation of a dinosaur. Instead of making the classic growls and roars, Jim Carrey’s dinosaur impersonation sounded more like a dying chicken than a dinosaur.

FUNNY COLLEGE MEMORY

I remember something from when I was studying Biology in community college. Apparently, some of my classmates were not the sharpest tools in the shed. One time we were assigned an essay that talked about cells, but one student clearly did not understand the assignment. His essay was titled, “Cells Are Bad” and had only one paragraph, which I committed to memory after the teacher read it out loud.

“Cells are bad. My uncle lives in a cell. It is ten foot by twelve and he has to read the same old boring magazine everyday. The End.”

That student got a C minus for that paper. He thought we were doing a paper on prison cells instead of biological cells.

BEEHIVE TETHERBALL

Who here has played tetherball? Who here has been stung by a bee? I found a video that involves both. I have seen the Jackass boys do stunts and pranks that were funny, stupid, and downright disgusting. Here, they may have taken their stunts a little too far. They filled a tetherball with 50,000 bees while two of them played with it. However, it takes 100 bee stings to kill a person, which made this particular stunt borderline suicide. While their reactions were funny, I would not recommend duplicating this stunt.