IF I WAS A VAMPIRE

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I sometimes wonder what it would be like to be a vampire. To be a vampire would mean to be immortal, but it would be immortality that would come with certain conditions.

Chief among these conditions are that I can only eat blood whether if it is human blood or animal blood. I would keep my pantries, refrigerator, and cellar fully stocked with bottles of blood. That way, I won’t have to hunt and kill prey. Some vampires need to feed once every four or five days. With this in mind, I will drink one whole bottle of blood once every four or five days. That way, I can make my blood supply last for a long time. The question is how would I acquire the blood if I do not hunt and kill prey. I would buy blood from blood banks and slaughter houses. That way, I can keep my belly full and not worry about becoming a predator. I would preferably buy blood that has high blood sugar. To a vampire, that would be like drinking maple syrup or chocolate milk.

I like the 30 Days of Night vampires because they could only be killed through either exposure to the sun or decapitation. That way, as long as I stay out of the sun and keep my head fastened to my shoulders, I will live forever.

Being immortal, I would literally have all the time in the world on my hands. I would spend my days sleeping and my nights doing whatever I pleased. I would have more than enough time to write books until my imagination was spent. I would see every new Star Wars film that will ever be made. I would read every manga and watch every anime. The sky is the limit as long as I do it at night.

When you are immortal, you always risk your loved ones growing old and dying in front of you. With vampires, you have the option to grant immortality to another person, making that person your eternal companion. However, I will allow a human to get to know me to the fullest before giving them the option to join me until the end of time. I am a social individual and I am always looking for someone to socialize with. I don’t want to risk driving a potential companion away by taking away the choice of whether or not they want to be human. If I turn the against their will, they will hate me and either kill me or run away into the night to become man-eating predators.

In addition, vampires sometimes turn animals into their familiars. Familiars are servants who are as long lived as a vampire, but not a vampire themselves. I could turn my pit bulls into my familiars. They would guard the house while I am sleeping by day and sleep on my lap at night while we lounge.

Overall, if I was a vampire, I would have civilized and a semi-human lifestyle.

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2 thoughts on “IF I WAS A VAMPIRE”

  1. Interesting. Never heard before someone thinking about life as a vampire in such detail. I pondered once if I would like immortality, and the answer was no. When the Team Edward or Team Jacob fever was around, I wondered which team I favored. I have always loved werewolf movies, and if I had to choose which I would rather become, I guess I would be a werewolf. My favorite movie is Silver Bullet. I don’t get tired of watching it. Vampires have gone through such interesting evolution throughout the years. From evil/ugly/scary/repulsive beings to handsome/desirable/mystical beings also capable of doing good once in a while. It is so interesting to see this “social” evolution of these two horror beasts – vampires and werewolves – throughout the decades. Best wishes with your novel.

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